***WARNING - FOUL/CRUDE LANGUAGE IN THIS POST***
Ok. I have been on a poker kick this entire last week. Texas Hold'em to be exact. I guess you would consider me an average player, I've won a couple of online tournaments and I do okay in the casinos...well, ok. I've only played in one casino...it was in South Lake Tahoe. (If you ever find yourself there, I ate at what I would consider the BEST buffet in Tahoe, Harrah's Casino, with an incredible view of the lake and surrounding mountains).
I always seem to find myself in the rooms with all the trash talking poker geeks. I hardly ever interact with "them" but sometimes, curiosity gets the best of me. I'll give you an example of one exchange I had with another player today (spelling errors and all):
Givenrod: What up sanch?
Givenrod: You think im gonna let you steel the blinds?
Sanchovillas: Ummm no?
Sanchovillas: what r you talking bout?
Givenrod: ur mamas pussy
Sanchovillas: Dude my moms dead fuck head
Sanchovillas: Naaaa just fuckin with you asswipe
Was it a little much..probably. I went on to take him out of the tourney then I was wiped out later by some little old man (at least he was using the picture of a little old man).
I'm thinking of just retiring my lucky poker shirt and going back to what I'm really good at...Checkers.
Well, as soon as I go through the last 6 dollars in my online poker account.