Niagra Falls and Ice Bullets

You know, there are sooo many things that are going on in the world right now that are serious and quite honestly...depressing. I've decided to stop and take a step back with everything that is going on in my life and just think of something pure and well...wonderful.

Something wonderful. Hmmm.

I could think of that great fishing spot I found last weekend with the disgusting snake. I could think of the look on this really old guys face at the courthouse (always hangs out near the entrance picking up cigarette butts) when I bought him a hot dog and soda for lunch (okay he got chips too but thats all they really sell...not trying to be cheap). I could also think about the incredible sunset today that was orange and red and just the most beautiful thing in the world that quickly turned into an awesome thunderstorm.

Yup. I could just think of any of those things...but what reaaaally comes to mind is...hot chicks!

Yeah, I know. I'm going to get crap from Downey and any other non-pig headed readers but hopefully there are a couple a guys out there who are with me....c'mon men! Read on to see where I'm headed with this!

UPN's America's Next Top Model debuted last week and I found this interesting article that appeared in last weeks Orlando Sentinel. Apparently, the Orange-Osceola Public Defender has in their employ, a Public Defender Investigator who also happens to moonlight as a model and contestant in America's Next Top Model!

Here is a picture of Ms. Diane Hernandez (Photograph from UPN):

I am secretly hoping she loses the modeling thing, quits the public defender office and comes to work out here in California (where she belongs I might add). That way our office isn't made up of just a bunch of old dudes who like to talk about cases every living moment of the day...We can at least have a hot ex-model who works with us and doesn't give us the time of day.

A guy can dream, can't he?