Jeezus.
It's so weird to see it on the screen. My life slowing ticking the seconds away to my eventual passing in 2060.
Damn. I was really hoping to stay alive a little longer than that but apparently it's not in the cards.
Barring any freak of nature, vehicle accident, accidental shooting, murder attempt, I'm going to die in September 2060. I could also die sooner if I take up smoking in the next few years (which I've been considering in order to bum smokes off the hot court clerk downstairs).
Will we have flying cars by then? Will I be married? Will I have kids? Will I outlive anyone else in my family? Will I have the same friends?
Hmmm....Now that I have a date, I guess I can start planning for my eventual demise. I think I want to be cremated. Cheaper for everyone and I can't think of a better way of going than being tossed over a seaside cliff out of an old coffee can (ala one of my favorite movies).
It's so weird to see it on the screen. My life slowing ticking the seconds away to my eventual passing in 2060.
Damn. I was really hoping to stay alive a little longer than that but apparently it's not in the cards.
Barring any freak of nature, vehicle accident, accidental shooting, murder attempt, I'm going to die in September 2060. I could also die sooner if I take up smoking in the next few years (which I've been considering in order to bum smokes off the hot court clerk downstairs).
Will we have flying cars by then? Will I be married? Will I have kids? Will I outlive anyone else in my family? Will I have the same friends?
Hmmm....Now that I have a date, I guess I can start planning for my eventual demise. I think I want to be cremated. Cheaper for everyone and I can't think of a better way of going than being tossed over a seaside cliff out of an old coffee can (ala one of my favorite movies).
Good times.
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Hey, I'll be nearly 100! I lose five years with the smoking, but I'm sure those would have been lousy years anyway...
Friday, November 28, 2059. So I'll die at the age of 79, which isn't too bad. I don't have any desire to be old, frail and incoherent.
Monday July 25, 2078 I always knew I hated Mondays. Of course don't know if I really want to be 103 years old Janet
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