I Walked out of the house this morning half asleep and freezing my ass off. I had taken a nice 20 minute hot shower only to step out of the house and find that it was below freezing outside and my car was not parked where I left it...in front of the house.
I looked left and I looked right and no car to be found. Where the fuck is my car?
It was early...much to early to be losing my car, so I walked back towards the house trying to retrace my steps from last night. Could I have gotten a ride home last night or something? I already knew the answer thought, No...I didn't!
I walked/ran back out to the street and started to freak out a little bit, Are you shitting me G*d? I write about the crying Virgin Mary statue the day before and this is how you're punishing me? Why couldn't you have given me a mean papercut at work or even allowed some witness go off and deck me instead? It's not even that I have a fancy car (because I don't). It's dependable and not much to look at but it's mine, it's paid for and it's the only way I can get to work!
Damn it!
Wait a minute..what is that black smudge on the street? What the...holy crap! My car is there....only it camouflaged beneath a sheet of fucking ice!
I looked left and I looked right and no car to be found. Where the fuck is my car?
It was early...much to early to be losing my car, so I walked back towards the house trying to retrace my steps from last night. Could I have gotten a ride home last night or something? I already knew the answer thought, No...I didn't!
I walked/ran back out to the street and started to freak out a little bit, Are you shitting me G*d? I write about the crying Virgin Mary statue the day before and this is how you're punishing me? Why couldn't you have given me a mean papercut at work or even allowed some witness go off and deck me instead? It's not even that I have a fancy car (because I don't). It's dependable and not much to look at but it's mine, it's paid for and it's the only way I can get to work!
Damn it!
Wait a minute..what is that black smudge on the street? What the...holy crap! My car is there....only it camouflaged beneath a sheet of fucking ice!
3 comments:
Actually I don't hate the cold all the time.
I mostly hate it during the day...and I love nothing more than going out on a cold, crisp night. It's comforting for some reason.
Yeah, my car was covered in ice for the first time this winter. Boooo!
We have 4 inches of snow and its seven degrees here were hoping to get up to a balmy 20 today :)
janet
Post a Comment