The Baring Of Buttocks

Woohoo! I just want to give a big shout out to the Montgomery County District Court's decision to acquit a defendant for the Baring of Buttocks in Maryland. (Note: The defendant could have been given up to three years in prison for this crime of alleged indecent exposure)

"...a Montgomery County Circuit Court judge ruled yesterday that mooning, while distasteful, is not illegal in Maryland."

My favorite quote from the story comes at the very end from the defendant's own attorney (no, I don't believe he is a Public Defender):

James Maxwell, one of McNealy's attorneys, said yesterday's ruling should "bring comfort to all beachgoers and plumbers" in the state.

I'm not going to jump to their defense, but why is it that plumbers are always the butt of jokes? Hmmm? Why do they always get handed the shitty end of the stick? Questions, for which we just may never have the answers to.

I know you're all out there...I can feel you clicking the Back button on your browser to get away from this lame blog as quickly as possible. For those still reading, no thanks are necessary for the corny and extremely lame attempts at jokes, it's all in a mornings work.

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