Willard C. Bunney....yeah, thats right. The guy in the picture above was assigned a Public Defender after he was charged with exposing himself and committing a lewd act at the Oslo Conservation Area in the 300 block of Ninth Street Southeast (I'm assuming this is somewhere in Florida).
The problem? Mr. Bunney has over 4.2 Million dollars in assets. Nice huh? Well, now he is being charged with another crime: Making a false statement to officals.
Yeah, I'm going to have to remember that one...we actually get a lot of theft cases from Wal-Mart. The, Oopsy, I put all those cans of baby formula in my pocket accidentally explanation should really work out nicely...the perfect defense!
I love Florida.