Ugh, it's V-Day...again.
My fellow singles...please put on your helmets, leather gloves, and body armor because if you dare go out in public tonight you will be bombarded with sights and sounds of couples in love and all the crap that goes along with it.
It's actually not a bad night to go out if you're single. You know, If you just want to go out for a good time. There are plenty of women (sprinkled throughout with a few men) who would be happy to share a few drinks with you, share some laughs, pretend that you know each other better than you do, then maybe take a cab ride to (hopefully) their place in the hopes of more good times, knowing full well that when you wake up in the morning, you'll try and leave as quietly as humanly possible, pretend the night never happened, and hope to G*d the same thing doesn't happen next year.
I'm bitter. I know it.
I'm in the same spot that I was in last year...very Girlfriendless.
Umm, I know that very few of you are wondering if Girlfriendless is really word right now. Most of you already know that the answer is...no, it is not, but today I am Girlfriendless, and I can use the imaginary word as I see fit...at least until 12:01am on February 15, 2007, when we can thankfully put away V-Day until next year when I can stew over what I'm missing in my life again.
If I did have someone that I could call my girlfriend, I wouldn't spoil them just one day a year. Everyday would be V-Day.
Why not send someone you care about a nice card once a week?
Why not hug the person you love every day and just tell them you love them?
Why not kiss your loved one with the same passion and fever that you had when you kissed the very first time?
Why not surprise the person you love, with just your time and attention?
Yeah, its cheesy.
I need a drink...anyone wanna share one?