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Don't Taze Me Bro!
Yup, this is the monster news story that pulled me out my long hiatus from posting semi-regularly.
For all of you that have been asleep or at least away from the computer, please click on the following link to read the story and look (and listen) to the video.
Its not chilling and its not frightening. Aside from the very serious possibility that this young guy could have become just another statistic in the long line of people seriously injured and killed after being hit with a Taser...This is the funniest g*d damned thing I've heard and seen in a long time!
Sure, I'm probably an asshole for saying it but c'mon! We all know that he wasn't tazed for disrupting the event...he was simply tazed for his use of the word Bro.
Listen Bro, let me tell you something. You see? You see what I did? I was using my Bro in a slightly condescending yet friendly tone. Never pull out the Bro card when you're scared or trying to defend yourself. You demean yourself and more importantly, you demean the Bro.
Sure, I'm probably an asshole for saying it but c'mon! We all know that he wasn't tazed for disrupting the event...he was simply tazed for his use of the word Bro.
Listen Bro, let me tell you something. You see? You see what I did? I was using my Bro in a slightly condescending yet friendly tone. Never pull out the Bro card when you're scared or trying to defend yourself. You demean yourself and more importantly, you demean the Bro.
A more accurate and appropriate phrase to throw at the officers in this situation would have been, "What the fuck are you doing? Why would you...No...Don't fucking Taze me!" Do you see how I've managed to instill a bit more of a sense of urgency?
That was nice, that felt good. I got a lot of shit to catch up on with you folks and its time for me to get out of my self-imposed depressive funk....Let's Rock & Blog Bro's! Rock & Blog!
5 comments:
Say Bro! no, no, sorry, I meant to say, Hey Cuz! Good to see you writing again!
Sorry, no dice.
That guy ran up the aisle, cut in line, was being escorted away, broke away from the police and then was tasered.
You can't have people running around, acting erratic and refusing to be escorted out around security events.
PLUS, at the end of the video, he was said a number of things that signaled mental illness such as, "They're giving me to the government! They're giving me to the government! They're going to kill me! Tell people where I'm going!"
"¡No uses la pistola eléctrica, hermano!"
¡Órale, Sancho - bienvenido de nuevo!
What a blog to come back with. Welcome back Sancho. You are in need of a vacation, and the fishing has never been better here in WI.
Well I'll be sure not to use "Bro" in my campaign due to risk of Taser!
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