Thursday, September 27, 2007
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Yup, this is the monster news story that pulled me out my long hiatus from posting semi-regularly.
Sure, I'm probably an asshole for saying it but c'mon! We all know that he wasn't tazed for disrupting the event...he was simply tazed for his use of the word Bro.
Listen Bro, let me tell you something. You see? You see what I did? I was using my Bro in a slightly condescending yet friendly tone. Never pull out the Bro card when you're scared or trying to defend yourself. You demean yourself and more importantly, you demean the Bro.
A more accurate and appropriate phrase to throw at the officers in this situation would have been, "What the fuck are you doing? Why would you...No...Don't fucking Taze me!" Do you see how I've managed to instill a bit more of a sense of urgency?
That was nice, that felt good. I got a lot of shit to catch up on with you folks and its time for me to get out of my self-imposed depressive funk....Let's Rock & Blog Bro's! Rock & Blog!