Cheerlosers

I hate to say it but if something terrible had happened as a result of the story below, I would have secretly been saying, It's plain and simple..these girls could have made history with the biggest group of simultaneous recipients of the Darwin Award!

I know, I'm an assh*ole.

(08-06) 13:26 PDT Austin, Texas (AP)
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How many cheerleaders can cram into an elevator? Apparently not 26. A group of teenage girls attending a cheerleading camp on the University of Texas got stuck and had to be rescued after trying to squeeze into an elevator at a residence hall Tuesday night.

One girl fainted and was treated at a hospital and released. Two others were treated at the scene.The elevator doors refused to open after the pack of 14- to 17-year-olds descended from the fourth to the first floor, police said. Responding to a few panicked cell phone calls from the group, police and firefighters summoned an elevator repairman, who spent about 25 minutes extricating them.
Campus officials weren't amused. "It's dangerous, actually," said a school police spokeswoman, Rhonda Weldon. "They're lucky that that's all that happened."

I know, I know what you're thinking, They're young and impressionable how dare you say something like that! I just wonder when common sense starts to kick into kids brains.