I was at the gym last week chugging away on my machine when another member came up and got onto the machine next to me. Normally I don’t notice people when they move onto machines next to me unless they make a big production out of it.
You know what I’m talking about?
Like deciding where to hang their towel, arranging magazines, dropping water bottles, figuring out where to stick their keys, arranging their phones and iPods, spraying and wiping everything down…that kind of production.
Well this guy stood out because he was wearing a thick, stained and bright yellow sweatband on his head AND the dude reeked of horrific old gym clothes and about a thousand unwashed armpits. I understand that it’s a gym and I’m not walking through a floral shop but good gawd man, wash your gawd damned clothes!
I wouldn’t expect anyone to go out in public smelling like a giant armpit but for some reason people think its okay to go the gym like that.
Turns out, I’d seen this guy before. He works at a Deli I go to now and then and last time I went in he was wearing his stinky yellow headband.
I don’t think I can eat any of his sandwiches again.
Anyway.
For all those interested, my partner on the site, Dr. Moreau has posted some great information on the upcoming NDIA Conference in Las Vegas in April of this year and for those of you who are still thinking about it, the Capital Case Defense Seminar in Monterey , California
For more information on the Capital Case Defense Seminar, PLEASE CLICK HERE!
2 comments:
Agreed on nixing the sandwiches. It may be okay to become smelly AFTER a workout but not before.
Thanks for the plug on our LV conference. By the way, the room rate is supposed to go down to $65 per night. Have fun at in Monterey.
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